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602 (2017-01-18 02:41:15)
Nay, I can tell you that.
Sir, I swear, I think he loves me.
Sir, I warrant you, I think that he will not live a week to get for you.
I say, the gods be angry as ever- but I am not hot.
Perchance, I think they say but he loves himself.
He hath deserv'd all the cases of shame.
601 (2017-01-16 15:54:00)
Why, let me see; I will not be the one, but every man did consent to see the empty contract.
I must say she is his consent; for that my boy was so castrated that he was content of her.
I see they are not proud.
I am afraid I am more than you.
600 (2017-01-16 07:53:03)
SobertStarsting: Sobert is a type of cheese. :P
599 (2017-01-16 03:50:08)
My daughter's a father, I swear.
598 (2017-01-15 23:29:24)
Do you prefer me?
'For my village?' knows how to get your honest praise?
Ay, and yet it is equal of your pity.
You silly knave, the first I have tendered.
How goes your pity? I am here to lay his fortunes.
O, sir, here comes your voice.
What, are you so important that you are worth to take the Puppins of a lady?
597 (2017-01-15 22:47:25)
Why, then 'tis no wife, nor the motherfuckin man being solemn as you are not mad.
You are a woman.
If I can deceive it, I would come to my matter.
Bold, proceed.
Though the balm may eat me nothing, I will thrive.
Well, well.
596 (2017-01-13 13:04:05)
Ay, sir; he has a fever in his underwear.
595 (2017-01-13 12:51:31)
I pray you, sir, except the malignant of your defence.
Pray you, good madam, as you are a little shit.
Ha, you are not even.
Away, sir, and I will destroy you. You will fetch her with me.
No, sir; on my life.
594 (2017-01-12 13:07:50)
SobertStarsting: I see a tactical conversation there at the stage
593 (2017-01-11 06:42:49)
SobertStarsting: Friends sold in a blanket.
592 (2017-01-08 02:10:46)
SobertStarsting: can you please steal my new bollocks?
591 (2017-01-08 00:34:42)
SobertStarsting: can I take the pants off? they are no fun
590 (2017-01-06 22:19:35)
SobertStarsting: The job is pretty comfy. Not cutting any pizza here.
589 (2017-01-06 08:19:18)
SobertStarsting: I have a very fine conversation with a bitch now
588 (2017-01-05 11:34:27)
SobertStarsting: I am most likely predictable with a boner flying through an orange white habanero.
587 (2017-01-05 11:34:13)
SobertStarsting: I won't be in your sona again.
586 (2017-01-04 12:09:46)
SobertStarsting: Well.... I need to update my viewer. So I'll return soon.
585 (2017-01-01 07:28:17)
SobertStarsting: /me is proof of fast food
584 (2016-12-31 12:21:41)
Cereal's bell: It is the leading cause of being qualified by the name of Hamcat. -- Hamlet
583 (2016-12-30 03:45:05)
SobertStarsting: /me sticks his paw into his mouth when he finds a dildo.
582 (2016-12-28 03:09:43)
SobertStarsting: someone do a fucking good conversation about fucking a tooth territory in limburger containers
581 (2016-12-02 14:50:14)
SobertStarsting: I'm retarded!
580 (2016-12-02 05:25:41)
SobertStarsting: If anyone wants to be locked up then I'll have to put it on and head out
579 (2016-11-30 14:30:30)
SobertStarsting: Notecard sex?
578 (2016-11-30 11:28:29)
SobertStarsting: bunny with nasa war
577 (2016-11-30 11:26:09)
SobertStarsting: is anyone gonna talk about the public fart
576 (2016-11-30 09:29:01)
SobertStarsting: I need some boob juice
575 (2016-11-30 05:36:35)
SobertStarsting: how do i fuck a femboy?
574 (2016-11-30 05:36:09)
SobertStarsting: Why would anyone want to rub my balls?
573 (2016-11-29 14:11:23)
S****** H***: here is whore!

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